"Wish Granted" Game

Wish granted, but you must fish without bait.



I wish I could do the last twenty years over.

[telos2000]

Wish granted, but you will remain the same age as you are now.





I wish I could sing.

[eldo]

Wish granted, but you must sing like William Hung.



I wish I knew how to play the piano.

[telos2000]

Wish granted, but you can only play in a bordello on Saturday night.






I wish I could play the piano.

[eldo]

Wish granted, but you must play it with your toes.


I wish I liked my mother-in-law's cooking.

[telos2000]

Wished granted, but you can't eat it without gagging.





I wish I could fly.

Wish granted, but you can't land.


I wish I could win a lot of money.

[telos2000]

Wished granted, but you have to give it all to me.






I wish I could be 25 again.

[Juliannaluv]

Wish granted but you must lose all memory of anything after age 25 the first time around.


I wish I could make enough money doing crafts that I didn't have to work outside the home.

Wish granted, but you must work in your back yard year-round.


I wish I could buy all new furniture.

[telos2000]

Wish granted, but you must wrap everything in plastic.




I wish I had a 'Vette

[bobbcat]

Wish granted, but the engine is missing.


I wish they were done fixing the Jeep.

[telos2000]

Wished granted, but it will now sing in a higher octave.



I wish it would quit raining until Sunday or Monday.

[Juliannaluv]

Wish granted, but you will be stuck doing indoors projects until Monday.



I wish I could buy a new SUV.

[telos2000]

Wish granted, but you must sell your house to be able to afford the gas.



I wish I could live in Minnesota in the Summer, Texas in the Winter, New England in the Fall, and Washington State in the Spring.