Take a nursery rhyme and add different words to it...

[3tbear]

Mary had a little dog her dog was called Snow White and everywhere that Mary went her doggy held on tight.

OK, your turn to be silly.

[cujo0123]

Big Mr. Muffet sat on his tuffet eating his turds and whey, along came a spider who sat down beside him and frightened Mr. Muffet away.

[chippers21]

Old King Cole was a grouchy old soul
A mean old man was he
He called for his pipes
And he called for some bowls
And he threw the whole collection at me.

[cujo0123]

Hefty Dumpty sat on the wall, Hefty Dumpty had a great fall. All the Kings gold and all the kings men couldn't pick Hefty back up.

[pjsbabybj]

Jill be clumsy
Jill be slow
Jill can't jump over a candle, you know?

[cujo0123]

Puppy dog, puppy dog where have you been? I've been to London to visit the fox. Puppy dog, puppy dog what did you see? I saw a cat who frightened me.

[Rayann]

Rub-a-dub-dub three studs in a tub and who do you think they be? Brad Pitt, Mel Gibson, the singer for Creed, bring them to me... all three.

[cujo0123]

Late to bed and late to rise makes us sickly, poor, and dumb.

[Rayann]

Mary had a little pig
Her father shot it dead
And now she takes her pig to School
Between two slices of bread



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[chippers21]

Thanks for the laughs all! Keep them coming.

[3tbear]

Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, Zip A Dee Eh, my sister is pregnant and due any day, my BF is here asleep in the barn, oh how I wish he had much more charm.

[3tbear]

Twinkle Twinkle Little Car, my oh my, it's so bizarre. My wheels are round, I'm pretty sleek, but AMC Pacer is a geek.