Summary of a typical Hush Bimbo broadcast

[blueaguave]

(shuffling papers idiotically)
"My friends, let me tell you...the service on the Lear Jets has degenerated...you just can't find good help anymore....And as Lynn and Dick Cheney were leaving my $2million condo on the Upper East Side, I said we really have to stop these liberal elitists...man, the mimum wage really sucks, doesn't it...[1995: Druggies like Jerry Garcia deserve to die] ....[2004] Thanks ACLU and Roy Black [left wing activist lawyer] for getting me off on a technicality....1000 dead, why thats nothing. Don't forget to get the the latest issue of Caviar Today, I'm on the cover again...Wouldn't the Grand Canyon be better off paved over on the bottom, with highways, outlet malls, and McDonalds? but the eco-terrorists stand in the way. Stay tuned for more [pill popping sounds]..Don't forget to subscribe now for the Bimbo Letter, get your Bimbo ties, doormats, toothpaste, Hush Bimbo condoms, Hush brand peanut butter, etc on my website. You're listening to the BOOB network. Talent on loan from God...etc etc.."