Can Cold Water clean dishes?

[mayfly]

A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film like substance on his plate and he questioned his grandfather...."are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean as cold water
can get them, so go on and finish your meal".

That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate and a substance that looked like dried egg yokes..... so he ask again, "Are you sure these plates are clean"? Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says, "I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't ask me about it anymore!"

Later that afternoon, he was on his way out to get dinner in a nearby town. As he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl and wouldn't let him pass so he said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me out". Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV his grandfather shouted,
"COLDWATER, GET OUT OF THE WAY!"


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[NaomiMarie]

I think Mikki & Coldwater are one in the same

[3tbear]

OMG, that's funny!!!

[buckeyemomma]

OMG!! UCK!!!!

[Mouse7088]

O-M-G...ewwwwwwww! This was SO not what I was expecting, but geesh...it sure was funny!!!! Thanks..gonna send it to hubby's job now..hee hee!

[freesurfer]

OH my goodness!!! DISGUSTING!!!!

I thought I had proof to show my girls that cold water does not clean dishes!! Best not read them this!!

[worshipfulheart]

Well, I was audibly ewwwwwing until your post freesurfer, ROFL, now!!!
I was totally expecting something else!
You are too funny


God Bless!!
Angie B<><

[kat]

LOL Freesurfer!

What is it with kids & trying to do the dishes in cold water? Mine tried to do that too until they had to rewash every single dish in hot water. Well, it only took my son once - I think my daughter will still wash dishes in cold water if you don't check (since she doesn't live here, I don't have to check)!

[bestmidwest]

ROFLMAO!!! Tears of joy!

[Pipanella]

I wasn't expecting a joke, either, but that was funny!

I was all prepared to tell my Ecuador story. So I'm going to! Ten years ago, when I was in Ecuador, visiting our exchange student and her family, I wanted to help with the dishes after supper. They have a maid, but it was her day off, so Karina's mom fixed supper that night. I went to put water in the sink, and first off, there was no drain plug. So she gave me a rag to stuff in the hole. Then, I went to run water, and there was no hot water. Nope. No NEED for it, she said! Um......okay. Now where's the dishwashing detergent? Didn't HAVE any! Here's a bar of soap if you think you need soap........

And I'm not kidding you one little bit.