Beelzebug and other words you won't find in the dictionary

[mayfly]

Words You Won't Find In the Dictionary...
But You Should"

Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance
performed just after you've accidentally walked
through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a
mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 am
in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid
people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.

Caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding
half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

Decaflon (n.) The grueling event of getting
through the day consuming only things that are
good for you.

Dopelar effect (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas
to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly.

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A girl says to the salesman, "I'm not sure if I
should buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker."

He says, "Well, that depends. Are you going sweat,
or are you gonna break wind?"

[DaizyMae]

LMBO on both of them!!! HEEHEE

[jeskibuff]

Mayfly,
I believe someone coined a word for these things: Sniglets. Your list seems somewhat alphabetical, but stops at the letter D. Is this all you have, or are you torturing us by withholding valuable information?

[3tbear]

ROFL! The last two are good!