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Old 07-22-2002, 02:02 PM
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Computer Virus Report:

THE AL GORE Virus...Causes your computer to just keep counting
THE CLINTON Virus...Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory
THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus...Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
THE LEWINSKY virus...Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did
THE RONALD REAGAN virus...Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
THE JESSE JACKSON virus... Warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background
THE MIKE TYSON virus...Quits after two bytes
THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus...Deletes all old files
THE PROZAC virus...Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care
THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus...Only attacks minor files
THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus...Terminates some files, leaves, but, will be back and last but not least...

THE LORENA BOBBITT virus...Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows

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Old 07-22-2002, 02:18 PM
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I've seen this sooooo many times but it STILL cracks me up
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Old 07-22-2002, 02:21 PM
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