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Old 04-20-2002, 01:12 PM
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WHO IS PAYING THE BILL?
A man suffers a serious heart attack and has open heart bypass surgery.
He is in the care of
nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he is recovering, a nun asks him
questions regarding how he is
going to pay for services. He is asked if he has health insurance.

He replies in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asks if he has money in the bank. He replies, "No money in the
bank."

She asks, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"

He responds he only has a spinster sister who is a nun.

The nun gets a little perturbed and announces loudly that, "Nuns are not
spinsters. Nuns are married to God!"

The patient replies, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."

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Old 04-20-2002, 01:14 PM
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Oh this is a great one, thanks for sharing!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-20-2002, 01:43 PM
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lol I thought you meant the bill those wildcards are running up in Vegas! lol
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Old 04-20-2002, 06:03 PM
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LOL....got to share that with the nuns at work by me
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Old 04-21-2002, 06:13 AM
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ROFLOL!! I have to send that one on... too funny!
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