Women should not be allowed to drive Driving into the city this morning on the Freeway, I looked over
to my left and there was a woman in a brand new red Mustang
doing 75 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view
mirror putting on eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds
shaking my head in disbelief and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on her makeup!
Well, it scared me so bad that I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the doughnut right out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten the car out using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee mug between my legs scalding my jewels and DISCONNECTING A VERY IMPORTANT CALL!
WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO DRIVE! |