Go git your momma (redneck joke)

[valleygirl]

A redneck family was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that could move apart and then back together again.

The boy asked, "Paw, whats 'at?"

The father, (never having seen an elevator) answered, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen nothing like it in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."

While the father and son were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and they watched the numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in reverse order. Then the walls opened and a georgeous, voluptuous,young blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the woman, said to his son, BOY, GO GIT YOUR MOMMMA!

[buckeyemomma]

ROFL!!!!!!!

[scooter22]

heheheh... Some deep woods people are really like that... They dont have TV or anything... I went to basic training with a guy that had never seen a black man... Thought he (they) had a skin disease...