What your drink says about you ... (rotfl)

LISA1013 · #1 (**permalink**) 01-25-2002, 02:49 PM

ok ** out some of the words that were or could be a no-no

hope its good too go .. Thought this was too funny not to post

I drink Morgan & Coke (mixed drink) and do shots from time to time .. lol .. ummm..and i dont think im anything like what they described LOL

What your drink says about you...

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the a**.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows exactly what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, if she is interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zin
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is. This should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looks to get totally drunk and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening.
Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanation required-everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Drink Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get la**.

Drink Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get la**.

Drink Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get la**.

Drink Whiskey: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting la**.

Drink Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

Drink White Zin: He's just weird.

The Bunny · #2 (**permalink**) 01-25-2002, 03:13 PM

Oh I LOVE it. The men ones are oh so true!

My favorite is a tall rum and coke with a lime. Bacardi dark rum, a glass glass, no plastic, a straw -- a real straw, not one of those skinny little b@stards that so many bars use, either. I want the lime in a wedge, not a slice, and I want it s-q-u-e-e-z-e-d in. And here is what they say:

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows exactly what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, if she is interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

Does that describe me? I THINK NOT!!! The nerve!!!

#3 (**permalink**) 01-25-2002, 03:59 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Not even gonna say.......Might make me look "Easy"........PIMP!!!!!!

fiveforall · #4 (**permalink**) 01-25-2002, 04:07 PM

LMAO......too funny. Should I now be ashamed that I like white zin?

mccbridge · #5 (**permalink**) 01-25-2002, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looks to get totally drunk and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening.
Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

LOL

I do not normally drink but I have been known in my day to have a few jell-o shots..ROFL This is too funny I cannot stop laughing because the personality profile hit the bullseye

Ps. you would think that I have been drinking as many times as I had to edit the word normally

#6 (**permalink**) 01-25-2002, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by mccbridge

LOL I do not normally drink but I have been known in my day to have a few jell-o shots..ROFL This is too funny I cannot stop laughing because the personality profile hit the bullseye

Ps. you would think that I have been drinking as many times as I had to edit the word normally

Tiffany....Glad I'm not alone!!!!!! ROFL!!

Tiggers Lady · #7 (**permalink**) 01-25-2002, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by LISA1013
...and i dont think im anything like what they described LOL

Lisa - that is so totally you - now having met you - it's a dead on target!!!!!!!! j/k

(((hugs)))

Really, I'm just kidding.....honest!!!

telos2000 · #8 (**permalink**) 01-25-2002, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by WIFEY1227

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Not even gonna say.......Might make me look "Easy"........PIMP!!!!!!

HUMPH!

Pennywise · #9 (**permalink**) 01-25-2002, 06:23 PM

Anybody got a rum a coke for me? I used to drink em all the time. Havent had one in about a year. I must be getting old!

The Bunny · #10 (**permalink**) 01-25-2002, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by mccbridge

LOL I do not normally drink but I have been known in my day to have a few jell-o shots..ROFL This is too funny I cannot stop laughing because the personality profile hit the bullseye

Jello Shots -- Now that DOES bring back some memories. But I can't remember all of them. My last one was at Kelly's in Westport in Kansas City. I popped it into my mouth and it must've been old because it was like rubber -- did not disolve, couldn't chew it. EEEEWWWW!

LISA1013 · #11 (**permalink**) 01-25-2002, 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by Tiggers Lady

Lisa - that is so totally you - now having met you - it's a dead on target!!!!!!!! j/k

(((hugs)))

Really, I'm just kidding.....honest!!!

rotfl tiggs ... ok ok .. maybe just describes me a little