Unemployment Compensation..hee hee:)

Mouse7088 · #1 (**permalink**) 01-07-2002, 01:07 PM

Two guys who worked together were both laid off, so off
they went to the unemployment office. When asked his
occupation, the first guy said, "Panty stitcher...I sew
the elastic onto cotton panties."

The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classed
as unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week
unemployment pay.

The second guy was asked his occupation.
"Diesel fitter," he replied.

Since diesel fitters are a skilled job, the clerk gave the
second guy $600 a week. When the first guy found out he
was furious. He stormed into the office to find out why
his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers were unskilled, and
diesel fitters were skilled labor."

"What skill?" yelled the panty stitcher. "I sew the elastic
on...he pulls on it and says, "Yep, diesel fitter."

#2 (**permalink**) 01-07-2002, 01:23 PM

thanks for the Groaner of the day!!!!!!

mccbridge · #3 (**permalink**) 01-07-2002, 01:41 PM

OMG....lol

Took my like 5 seconds to get that... I re-read the last line about 3 times. lol

Mouse7088 · #4 (**permalink**) 01-07-2002, 01:47 PM

Hee hee..mccbridge..I think of all of the jokes scooter has been posting is making me a little quicker on these type. LOL! It's when there isn't a play on words that I get confused! LOL!