ATTENTION: DoD Chat room under new management!

[tschmitt]

Attention all DoD's - the DoD chat room (now under new management) has some new rules and regulations to impose.

Number 1: No lying. It has come to our attention as of late that some of you have been lying about activities you've participated in. If you are caught lying again, something very bad will happen. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear, to everything holy (Note: insert name of favorite false god here) that your mother will cry when she sees what I've done to you!

Number 2: No harassing the mods. If they have ops, leave them alone. They will boot you if you harass them. (One exception: If you bring warm chocolate chip cookies, they may not boot you. It is at their discretion.)

Number 3: Do not try, in any way, shape, form, or fashion (fashion police, oh fashion police *yells* ) to pass yourself off as anyone but yourself. Such cases will result in automatic parsing of the chat room archives to ascertain true identity and furthermore will result in the airing of your personal dirty laundry (yes, underclothes included) in the most public forum that we can manage. If we can get pictures and send them into your local paper, we will not hesitate to do so. In the case where current photos of dirty laundry are not available, old yearbook photos will be sent in place. You know what we mean and we're serious!

All in all, we hope to make the chatroom a fun and exciting place to be. Leave your potty mouth at home or expect a trout full of kitty litter to fly at you at the first word.

We hope everyone will come visit us and that y'all have a great time!

Signed,
The Management

*note: the above stated message in no way reflects the current or *old* management of DoD - it is intended as a parody. If you are not a chat regular, you will not understand. If the future, if you so choose to give up your social life and all friends, you may, in some pathetic way, hope to understand a little of the next farce that is posted. If you are offended, so be it. You know the place to talk: chat room or [Only registered and activated users can see links. Either login above or Register Now]

[KAZMAN]

IBTL

[iluvcoupons]

IBTL

[Trace30]

IBTL

[Mouse7088]

psssst...IBTL!

[LocaChica]

LMAO!!

[KAZMAN]

Anarchy Rules.. We have taken over the chat room..

[sushiosushi]

Originally posted by tschmitt
Attention all DoD's - the DoD chat room (now under new management) has some new rules and regulations to impose.

Number 1: No lying. It has come to our attention as of late that some of you have been lying about activities you've participated in. If you are caught lying again, something very bad will happen. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear, to everything holy (Note: insert name of favorite false god here) that your mother will cry when she sees what I've done to you!

WORSHIP ME NOW!!!

Originally posted by tschmitt
Number 2: No harassing the mods. If they have ops, leave them alone. They will boot you if you harass them. (One exception: If you bring warm chocolate chip cookies, they may not boot you. It is at their discretion.)

HARASSING MODS IS FUN.

Originally posted by tschmitt
Number 3: Do not try, in any way, shape, form, or fashion (fashion police, oh fashion police *yells* ) to pass yourself off as anyone but yourself. Such cases will result in automatic parsing of the chat room archives to ascertain true identity and furthermore will result in the airing of your personal dirty laundry (yes, underclothes included) in the most public forum that we can manage. If we can get pictures and send them into your local paper, we will not hesitate to do so. In the case where current photos of dirty laundry are not available, old yearbook photos will be sent in place. You know what we mean and we're serious!

BUT ITS FUN. RIGHT TECHMAN? HEHE.

[KAZMAN]

Yes Harrasing mods is fun..

Who lives in OIL CAN, PA? (jsalba)

and who is being chased around by Techman and Phred? (tiggerslady)

I can't think of anything else right at the moment..
There must be something with these folks..

Statchmo
Jenimadison (mooselover)
netwrx
verwon
alrightmommy
kat
bradedit
kim-everett-martin
darkwolf
luvmetender
rendrboy

and finally the mayor

[sushiosushi]

Originally posted by KAZMAN
here must be something with these folks..

Statchmo
Jenimadison
netwrx
verwon
alrightmommy
kat
bradedit
kim-everett-martin
darkwolf
luvmetender
rendrboy

and finally the mayor

verwon - got enough cats? lol.

alrightmommy - can't login. no working OS. lol.

[Dangergirl]

I 'm so confused...
B e nice to the mods?
T here is such a thing?
L ol !

[Brittwoman]

IBTL.....and as far as I'm concerned....rules were made to be broken

[valleygirl]

WOW! I was afraid to enter chat before. Now I am really afraid. Especially with the threat of those old yearbook photos.

GO AHEAD AND ENTER VALLEYGIRL.......THEY DON'T BITE.....MUCH.....JUST BE CAREFUL OR..................

YOU'LL BE WHACKED WITH A DEAD TROUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





*but i'm not saying by who!!!.......they're crazy!

[lightning1966]

IBTL!