New opinions! :-)

devlina2u · #1 (**permalink**) 06-13-2001, 10:42 PM

ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

THE NEW VERSIONS.....

Pessimist:
^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time
forget her.

Patient:
^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
until she comes back ...

Playful:
^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her
still, set her free again, repeat *

C++ Programmer:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to
be free!!

Lawyers:
^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
clearly states that...

Bill Gates :
^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for
re-installation fees and but tell her
that she's also going to get
an upgrade.

Biologist :
^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians :
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you,
the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was
improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
don't set her free.

HR specialist
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set her free by
Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.

MBA
^^^
If you love someone
set her free
instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnambulist
^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

Rhett Butler
^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set YOURSELF FREE
If she asks you why
say you don't give a damn.

ERP functional expert
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your
system
If she does'nt, carry out a gap-fit
analysis

Finance expert
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back its time to look fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Expert
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in
new markets.