Are you a freebies junkie?

[miriama59]

DO NOT EVEN ASK HOW MANY OF THESE FIT ME!!!!


Are You a Freebies Junkie?


You know you are a freebies junkie when you.....


-have enough mousepads to carpet a small room


-have 10 programs to automatically enter your name and address


-can type the Web address of three or more freebies sites from memory


-get depressed on days when not even one freebie arrives in the mail


-become frustrated several times a day because you typed your full name in a
field labeled "first name"


-have more than three free email accounts


-keep a notebook with account names and passwords to keep track of all the
free services you use


-bought a color printer just so your Web-based coupons would look prettier


-have ever ordered travel literature from places you never expect to go


-have a music collection that consists of tapes and CDs of groups no one
(including you) has ever heard of


-are looking for freebies on the Saturday night before the last Sunday in
October and see a window pop up on your screen informing you that the time
has been adjusted from 2:00 am to 1:00 am, then you decide you have an extra
hour to sign up for freebies


-have a lunch consisting of a small pack of Jelly Belly jelly beans, a sample
of Hatties Sauce, and a 16 ounce bottle of Sunny D to wash it down.


-have a stack of SASE's waiting to be used


-know what SASE stands for


-do your holiday shopping online at [Only registered and activated users can see links. Either login above or Register Now]


-have a pet with an upset stomach because her food changes every day (those
free samples don't last long)


-have ever deliberately gone to the Jelly Belly site at 12:01 am (Pacific
time) to be amoung the first 500


-received a large package in the mail that contained two breath mints and
nothing else


-took a typing class so you could fill out freebie request forms faster

[blueaguave]

not anymore, when Wall St told the .coms to make a profit my addiction was cured on the supply side, (but not on the demand side)

[sushiosushi]

blue - you are too funny with your comments.

[ftmom]

Oh that is soooo true!!!

[Brittwoman]

Guilty as charged here

[eaparham]

Let's not forget these........

Keep a spiral notebook next to the computer to record what you sent for and the site you sent for it from.

Check the note book everyday, and cross off those things you received.

Go back and reapply for the ones you didnt get.

Check Deal of Day religiously to see what everybody else got free for that day.

Wish that the USPS delivered on Sunday, and that UPS and FedEx delivered on weekends.

[LocaChica]

Well, I THOUGHT I was until I learned just now that I'm guilty of less than half of those. I need to keep up!!

[nrages]

Those are soooo funny!!!!!

[geepie1961]

Guilty as charged!! That's was great miriama59

[Trace30]

Originally posted by eaparham
Let's not forget these........

Keep a spiral notebook next to the computer to record what you sent for and the site you sent for it from.

Check the note book everyday, and cross off those things you received.

Go back and reapply for the ones you didnt get.

Check Deal of Day religiously to see what everybody else got free for that day.

Wish that the USPS delivered on Sunday, and that UPS and FedEx delivered on weekends.

Come, come, now! This is the computer age! That's what "notepad" or MSWord is for! Then, you simply access your notes with your mouse! (I even have my CC# typed there for easy/fast access! ) I know you need to do something with all those free notepads and pens, but really....................