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Old 01-09-2007, 12:08 PM
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Talking Joke, Answering Machine Message at your childs school.
Hi,
I thought this was funny and figured some of you might as well.

The Outgoing Message:
Hello!
You have reached the automated answering service of your School. In order to assist you in connecting to the right Staff Member, please listen to all the options before making a selection...
* To lie about why your Child is absent - Press 1
* To make excuses for why your Child did not do his/her work- Press 2
* To complain about what we do - Press 3
* To swear at Staff Members - Press 4
* To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
* If you want us to raise your Child - Press 6
* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7
* To request another Teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8
* To complain about Bus Transportation - Press 9
* To complain about School lunches - Press 0
* If you realize this is The Real World and your Child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework and that it's not the Teachers' fault for your Child's
lack of effort: Hang up ... and Have A Nice Day!

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Re: Joke, Answering Machine Message at your childs school.
LOL!! I love the first one!
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Re: Joke, Answering Machine Message at your childs school.
LOL!
I like the one about complaining about the school lunches....
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Old 01-09-2007, 04:16 PM
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LOL,
I'd love to see it on a School's answering machine!
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