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Old 04-02-2005, 07:07 AM
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Woman Shot in the Head - You MUST Read!
Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the storefor awhile became concerned and walked over to the car.

He noticed Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange.

He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head... a Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and a wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Lisa is blonde.

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Old 04-02-2005, 09:17 AM
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Funny story but it is just a joke.

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Old 04-02-2005, 10:47 AM
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Re: Woman Shot in the Head - You MUST Read!
Too bad, that was pretty funny!
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Re: Woman Shot in the Head - You MUST Read!
I laughed so hard when I read that! I can TOTALLY see that happening! To me! ROFL!
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Who cares if it's a joke, it was still just too hilarious!!
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Re: Woman Shot in the Head - You MUST Read!
Pretty sure Jeff knew it was a joke he did add that Lisa is blonde at the bottom of his post.
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Yeah, I knew it was a joke.. just tried to catch attention with the subject line. lol
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I didn't mean to offend anyone by saying it was a joke. I was afraid someone would read it and think it was true and start telling people about it as if it was fact and was just trying to keep anyone from embarrassing themselves. I see the thread has only had 7 views so I guess the only ones reading it are insiders so I guess I didn't need to bother. And you are right, it is funny.
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oh my goodness this is to funny....loflmbo
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