THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

[Mouse7088]

Not meaning to insult Fathers.
I know of many that ARE the BETTER parent.

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each,
for 6 weeks. Each kid plays two sports, and either takes music or dance
classes.

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There is no access to fast food.

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Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

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The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and a
chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is NO
REMOTE.

*****

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they must apply
themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.

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They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children
at 3:00 a.m.; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla
and one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

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The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

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The last man wins...only if... he has enough energy to be intimate with
his spouse at a moment's notice.

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If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for
the next 18-25 years... eventually earning the right to be called

"Mother"

[freesurfer]

OMG!!! Just rolling!!! Makes me tired just reading it!!

[telos2000]

No one would even make it past the first week!

[bestmidwest]

That was cute. Thanks for the chuckle.