Hillbilly Farm

[cujo0123]

A backwoods farmer, from down in the hills, got in his pickup,
drove several miles to a neighboring farm, and knocked on the
farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 opened the door.
"Is yer paw home?" the farmer asked.
"No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town."
"Well, said the farmer, is yer maw here?"
"No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with paw."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"He went with maw and paw."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one
foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely.
"I knows where all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer paw."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk
to yer paw. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter,
Pearly Mae, pregnant."
The boy consider! ed for a moment. "Well ---- you'd have to talk to Pa about that", he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $50 to use the bull, and $25 to use the boar hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer Howard."

[Jennifer M.]

LOL Cute!

[whitequeen96]

LOL! I'll have to tell this to my Mom!

[3tbear]

LOL, that's funny!