Okay, call me an idiot!

[FLINT]

Originally Posted by telos2000

Well some people feel sorry for me. Thanks ya'll.

I was reading my medication and its side effects include upset stomach, vomiting, sleeplessness, hallucination (that might be fun), severe heart burn, diarrhea, bad taste in mouth (now that might be the tough one) headache, confusion (I don't think I will notice this one), depression (Pip takes care of that for me), and nightmares.

Did ya'll see a pink rabbit run through here?

Men are superior in Flint's opinion because they know how to die with dignity as God intended.

Why go out quietly in one's sleep like my grandfather when one can go out screaming and yelling in absolute terror like the other passengers in his motorcar?

Medicine....bah! Flint once bought some sea-sickness pills only to read on the packet that one of the common side effects was nausea! ?Huh

Anyway, Telos, good luck and a speedy recovery to you mate.

Pink rabbits are excellent as a late night repast if served with a well chilled wine and roasted over an open flame. Be careful with the aforementioned open flame if you live on the 12th floor as Flint does. Landlords are not renowned for their passiveness in these matters.

God Bless

[Jaxxie]

GET WELL SOON!! (I say this as i spray lysol on everything in the same room.)

[Juliannaluv]

Originally Posted by FLINT

Men are superior in Flint's opinion because they know how to die with dignity as God intended.

Why go out quietly in one's sleep like my grandfather when one can go out screaming and yelling in absolute terror like the other passengers in his motorcar?

Medicine....bah! Flint once bought some sea-sickness pills only to read on the packet that one of the common side effects was nausea! ?Huh

Anyway, Telos, good luck and a speedy recovery to you mate.

Pink rabbits are excellent as a late night repast if served with a well chilled wine and roasted over an open flame. Be careful with the aforementioned open flame if you live on the 12th floor as Flint does. Landlords are not renowned for their passiveness in these matters.

God Bless

OH FLINT!!! You can't even begin to imagine the joy you bring me!! You need to post more! You bring such color to these boards!

[3tbear]

OMG you poor thing, all that at once? Hope you feel better soon telos.

[telos2000]

Originally Posted by FLINT

Men are superior in Flint's opinion because they know how to die with dignity as God intended.

Why go out quietly in one's sleep like my grandfather when one can go out screaming and yelling in absolute terror like the other passengers in his motorcar?

Medicine....bah! Flint once bought some sea-sickness pills only to read on the packet that one of the common side effects was nausea! ?Huh

Anyway, Telos, good luck and a speedy recovery to you mate.

Pink rabbits are excellent as a late night repast if served with a well chilled wine and roasted over an open flame. Be careful with the aforementioned open flame if you live on the 12th floor as Flint does. Landlords are not renowned for their passiveness in these matters.

God Bless

I think a port might do well with pink rabbit flambo. Trouble is that the flickering flames foster focal fettering upon me and leaves me with little desire to dabble in the demise of this demure denizen of the drug-induced dales of my mind.

tah-tah

[telos2000]

Okay, I am ready to go back to work. I spent a big part of the day looking at Dyson vacuum cleaners after reading Mouse's review. I came within an inch of buying one on Ebay. I am going to go insane laying around this house!

confusion (I don't think I will notice this one)

You'll be fine if that's the only one. You're used to it. Seriously, I wish you well, and very soon.

[Twinplets]

Originally Posted by telos2000

Okay, that didn't work. So, I finally listen to reason and go to the doctor. I just got back and here is the news. Pneumonia in one lung, acute bonchitus, sinutitus, infections in both ears, and stript(sp?) throat. Gee, I almost covered all my orafices!

Wow, it took all three of my kids to get the same range of ailments - two cases of conjunctivitis, one sinus infection, one ear infection, and one case of strep.

[Pipanella]

Originally Posted by telos2000

depression (Pip takes care of that for me)

I'm trying to decide if that's an insult or a compliment.

[telos2000]

Well, I went to work today and the ladies ran me out and made me go home. They asked "Why are you here?!" I said, "To feel the love." They said, "You're fixin' to feel something else if you don't go home!" I said, "You're not going to tell my wife are you?" They just glared at me. I can take a hint, so I am now back home. I hate suffering by myself!

[telos2000]

Originally Posted by Pipanella

I'm trying to decide if that's an insult or a compliment.

It's a compliment of course!

[whitequeen96]

Quote: "Did ya'll see a pink rabbit run through here?"

LOL! Well, telos2000, I thought you were crazy before, but this just proves it!

But seriously, your condition is no joke! REALLY follow the doctor's advise, take your drugs, and REST, REST, REST! You're too funny, and we would miss you if something happened to you!

[Pipanella]

Originally Posted by telos2000

They said, "You're fixin' to..."

Ah, reminiscent of the week I spent in Baton Rouge........

Originally Posted by telos2000

It's a compliment of course!

And thankyouverymuch, telos!

[telos2000]

Well, I am still getting over this crud. I have to do training in the morning and I am not even prepared. All I have done this week is sleep and DoD. Oh well, we'll see what I can teach them that I have learned on DoD this week. Should be interesting, to say the least!