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Old 03-12-2003, 07:55 AM
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New post written in forum, please check it out if you wish. FLINT must say that this is the nicest crowd of folks. FLINT might write an essay on the trials and tribulations of the Migrant Tomato Farmer in the near future:


FLINT was in Salino, Utah when he was arrested for not going through a green light. FLINT pleaded "maybe". FLINT asked the judge if he knew what time it is, he did, and FLINT said, "No further questions."

FLINT went to court for a parking ticket. FLINT pleaded insanity. FLINT said, "Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?"

Yesterday FLINT parked his car in a tow-away zone... When FLINT came back the entire area was missing.

When FLINT gets real bored, he likes to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in his car and count how many people ask him if he is leaving.

FLINT used to be an airline pilot. FLINT got fired because he kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught FLINT on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger.



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Old 03-12-2003, 08:21 AM
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That would suck losing those 2 things!
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Old 03-12-2003, 10:11 AM
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thank you flint...i find your escapades most interesting. im sorry you had to go through so much stress but in the long run, you did amuse a bunch of people with the story!!!!
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Old 03-12-2003, 10:32 AM
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Well written!

I could feel your pain. A tear formed in the corner of my eye. I absent-mindedly wiped it away. It was no use, as another one formed to take it's place.

I do not have a BlackBerry, nor do I have a cell phone. However, with your very descriptive tale, I was able to put myself in your shoes, per se. Not that I would want to be in your shoes... even if they did fit, and were comfortable and stylish.

I do know what's it's like to be email-less. This morning my modem would not connect to the internet. I had visions of my inbox being over-full, and of me missing out on some great spam! Again, that tear welled up in the corner of my eye. It was useless to wipe it away, as it was instantly replaced by another. I spoke to an internet technician on the phone, and with his help, patience, and understanding, I was able to connect to the internet! I now have a new IP address, so I may not be recognized at some sites that record this information without our knowledge. I also now know how to change my IP address, so I can fool those sites into thinking they have a new "customer".

I'm glad you found your BlackBerry. I'm glad you found your cell phone. You must be so relieved, and I am relieved for you.

You now have contact with the world, without having to see anyone. You can be all alone, in the backyard with a book and a brewski, and still connect with loved ones or others. Enjoy.
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Old 03-12-2003, 01:12 PM
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FLINT ~~ Might I be so bold as to suggest a BlackBerryless, cell-free week in the country? Just put those puppies in the corner of your sock drawer and don't look back.
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Old 03-12-2003, 04:59 PM
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Re: FLINT does not need the Internet
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(FLINT apologizes for deleting his posts too quickly. FLINT does so because he does not want to over-clog the forum with his nonsense or disrupt it in any fashion. Have a blessed day.)
HAHA!!! You are too funny FLINT!! Reminds me of when my computer went down for two days once. I got the sweats and the jitters too!

Don't worry about leaving your posts. It doesn't matter.
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Old 03-12-2003, 05:10 PM
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I am glad all is ok now

I know I cringe at the thought of "NO EMAIL" ohhh my i hate that feeling LOL


Oh and you should leave up your posts longer I know lots of people would enjoy them

Very well written and humorous
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Old 03-12-2003, 05:10 PM
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Uh, FLINT..................you deserve an Oscar for that performance. No way could I keep my cool as you did. Even if you did rip up the carpet.

Let my online friends tell you of my internet/computer woes. It's a miracle I can still sit in my chair and type..................
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Old 03-12-2003, 05:19 PM
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LOL...thanks for another great one FLINT!
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Old 03-12-2003, 07:29 PM
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You just have to stop deleting your posts Flint. We find them very entertaining. Tonight when I got in from work I immediately looked to see if you had posted anything new, mainly because I was afraid if I did not read your post first you would delete it and I would miss my laugh for the day.
Thanks for another good one.
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Old 03-12-2003, 08:52 PM
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Why does Flint delete his posts and why haven't I noticed this?


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Oh I am so happy you got back your little buddies.
I felt your pain.
Thank You for leaving your post. I come on late at nite and I look so forward to reading your posts. I look to see what you have written and go there right away.
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Old 03-13-2003, 09:38 AM
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Location: FLINT resides in an intricate network of tunnels under the Portobello end of the South Circular Road with his menagerie of pygmy marsupials, living on a strict diet of lotus petals, cactus juice and Heinz 'weight-watchers' beans on toast.
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New post written in forum, please check it out if you wish. FLINT must say that this is the nicest crowd of folks. FLINT might write an essay on the trials and tribulations of the Migrant Tomato Farmer in the near future:


FLINT saw a sign at a gas station. It said "Help Wanted." There was another sign below it that said "Self Service." So FLINT hired himself. Then FLINT made himself the boss. FLINT gave himself a raise. FLINT then paid himself. Then FLINT quit.


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Old 03-13-2003, 10:08 AM
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Now that is how society should be run FLINT!!
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