March is Women's History Month!!

[tasker109]

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hear ye hear ye!! lets hear it for women! without them where would men be? LMBO


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[Jennifer M.]

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all
of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me. And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!' She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it
away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him." You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a check "

Never Underestimate The Intelligence Of A Woman!


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[blueaguave]

when Loretta Lynn first started, she played in some dive bars that many men were scared to play. She kicked dudes butts if they disrupted her songs! "Fist City" was a classic, also "The Pill" was a feminist landmark. Other pioneering women in country music history include Patsy Cline, Dolly Parton, and Minnie Pearl!


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[chippers21]

Where's FUN? He needs to do a "woman a day" review, like he did for black history month.......

[Mouse7088]

Love it Jennifer!!!!

Women are remarkable people...like the Virginia Slims ad says.."We've Come a Long Way Baby."

[Juliannaluv]

Originally posted by chippers21

Where's FUN? He needs to do a "woman a day" review, like he did for black history month.......

He's pretty much disappeared, hasn't he?

I wish I had the time to do all the research to post something every day, but then again, we'd be separating women from men and we women want equality so......I think I will just be quiet!!!

Don't want any wars here...LOL

[NaomiMarie]

I AM WOMAN.............HEAR ME ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vieprivee]

If you want to read about a perfectly AMAZING woman WELL before her time, please do a search on Beatrice Wood or read this:

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I had the wonderful good fortune to meet this amazing woman 15 years ago and as busy as she was, she wrote to my class of seventh and eighth graders each and every year during March. Unfortunately she died in 1998 at the age of 105. If you want to read a perfectly phenomenal book, buy or borrow 'I Shock Myself', her autobiography, and 'Playing Chess with the Heart...Beatrice Wood at 100'. She has written other books as well but these are my favorites.

If you do a search through Google you will see some of her marvellous art work too.

I just had to share Beatrice Wood with all my friends here on DOD!


Beatrice Wood and women like her are what Women's History Month are all about!!!


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Originally posted by chippers21
Where's FUN? He needs to do a "woman a day" review, like he did for black history month.......

Oh Puhleez! Let's not get him started!

[Debbie42]

Relatives gathered in the waiting room of a hospital as their family
member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and
somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed
the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time
is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it
is the only hope." "Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will
have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as
they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked,
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded,
"$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment
turned awkward. Men in the room tried not
to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually
smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the
question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."


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[Debbie42]

Try to explain women


A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.

"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".

"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"

GOD says, "So you would like them."

"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"

"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.

The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"

GOD says, "So they would love you!"