Pet Peeves...from the dog's perspective...

[dlabrie708]

Pet Peeves from the dog's perspective:

1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.

2. Yelling at me for barking...I AM A DOG!!

3. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat spit?!!

4. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

5. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose..........stop it!

6. Yelling at me for rubbing my bum on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?

7. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that firm handshake thing yet.

8. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello...have you noticed the fur?

10. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

11. When you pick up the poop in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

12. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

13. The sleight of hand, fake-fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.


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[jeskibuff]

I enjoyed those...especially the "putting me behind schedule" one. I emailed them to my sister in Florida who has a Siberian puppy that violates every law of dog training. Here's what she just sent me:

Ha-Ha, those are funny, course they weren't so funny at 5:30 this morning when I walked into the kitchen and found that Psycho Dog had hocked up something like a dinosaur carcass!! YUCK!!! I knew something was wrong cause she didn't eat her breakfast and just layed on the kitchen floor all quiet like a GOOD dog.


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[cata5]

ROFL

I enjoyed dlabrie's post, but Je-ski-in-the-buff's sister is a hoot!

[NaomiMarie]

LMBO, I can so relate

[LocaChica]

funny thanks Lori

[ihvfaith]

Very funny!!!
I can believe them all.

[tlspiegel]

Very Funny! Thanks for sharing... Got big giggles!