Another Funny - Well I Think It's Funny...

[luvs2shopalot]

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all
the background checks, interviews, and testing were
done, there were three finalists...two men and a
woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your
instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in
a chair. Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never
shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the
right man for this job. Take your wife and go
home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet
for about five minutes. Then the man came out with
tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my
wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it
takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given
the instruction to kill her husband. She took the gun
and went into the room. Shots were heard,
one shot after another. They heard screaming,
crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the
sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with
blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with
the chair."

Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

[LocaChica]

BWAHAHAHAAA!!

[Rayann]

ROFLMAO

[BHunter]

Oh too true!

We DO get the job done!!

[LISA1013]

AHAHAHA.. that is too funny