Christmas letter to Santa - fill in blank type thing - funny!

[teraberry]

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This is a cute thingy were you pick a adjective, color, name, etc, and then it tells the story with what you pick - I can't think of the name of it...

Copy and paste yours if it end's up good. (Try using names of DOD friends).


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[brieke]

Well...here's my letter to Santa this year!~LOL~

That was fun...thanks!



Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Kylee(pip)'s Christmas party. It was Paula(mouse) who spiked the punch with too much water. I can't help it if I drank 20 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like skunk.

I thought it was funny when I put Steph(hrdlife)'s underwear on my head and danced the disco on the bed while singing `I Honestly Love You'. I didn't mean to break Kylee(pip)'s toothbrush and don't know why Kylee(pip) would sue me for robbery.

I don't remember calling Kazman's wife a hyper rabbit---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Devlina's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that chocolate.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my truck through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a wild cat and have me arrested for shoplifting!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all beautiful and ugly. And I'm really not to blame for any of this friendly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and happily yours,
Lynn (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 2 bucks!







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[luvs2shopalot]

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Debbie's Christmas party. It was Theresa who spiked the punch with too much Coke. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Cinnamon.

I thought it was funny when I put David's jeans on my head and danced the Schileen's Shuffle on the sofa while singing `Round The Outside'. I didn't mean to break Debbie's PDA and don't know why Debbie would sue me for robbery.

I don't remember calling Phil's wife a creepy cow---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and green lipstick!

And when I threw up on Dawn's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my truck through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a grody cat and have me arrested for hit and run!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all silly and funny. And I'm really not to blame for any of this annoying stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and quickly yours,
Jill (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 17 bucks!


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