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11-27-2002, 02:39 AM
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| Hubby's newest escapade My hubby, I tell ya, he cracks me up. So I told all of you last year that I got him (he MADE ME) some Billy Bob teeth for Christmas. His precious. He has had tons of fun, but last week, oh the moment he dreamed of, the pinacle of Billy Bob moments. He went to the dentist. A new dentist. He was led down the hall into the dental booth, and as the dental hygenists set down his chart and greeted him, he flashed her a big ol' Billy Bob grin. She staggered back onto her little stool, and said in an understated, welcoming way; "Oh" He began laughing, which ended that charade, and when he pulled out his teeth, she proceded to whack him with his chart. Then they both heard the dentist approaching, so like two little school kids pulling a prank on their teacher, she shielded him so he could pop them back in again. Dentist begins consulting the chart, introduces himself, making mild small talk with dh. He begins to tip back the chair, while announcing "Soo we are going to do a little work on those back teeth huh?" Dh, now tipped at an angle head down, finally opens his mouth and slurrs out "Gee doc, I think its the front ones, they hurt real bad." The dentist glances over, drops his eye guard on my dhs lap, out does his hygenist with a "OH Ho!" tries to act cool while he spills papers out of my dhs folder, and pulls out x-rays. Meanwhile dh is smiling, smacking his lips, stuttering, and sucking at his teeth, saying inane things like "You should see my brothers teeth, I got the good ones in the family." ROFL!!!! The dentist called later that night telling my dh how he had him going. lol __________________ [Only registered and activated users can see links. Either login above or Register Now]
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11-27-2002, 07:25 AM
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| LOL~ what a card! That would be a great one for that Candid Camera ideas contest. [Only registered and activated users can see links. Either login above or Register Now] __________________ [Only registered and activated users can see links. Either login above or Register Now]
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11-27-2002, 08:41 AM
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| I think that is so funny. I clicked on this post thinking it was nice that someone else has a husband who has escapades. But this is a funny one. My dh does scary ones. He has been spending alot of time the last few days 40 feet in the air on a tied-together two ladder system he devised, repairing our chimney siding. The neighbors have commented that they spend alot of time praying for him. The climbing harness he has on is wrapped around a vital area and it makes me glad that we already have 4 kids, when I see him. If he falls or the ladder system breaks, he will break his back or his ..... and neither will be pretty. When a neighbor lady who works in the emergency room saw him she remarked to her husband that my dh might end up visiting her. My 16 year old, on hearing this said (and I am not comforted by it) that he would not end up in the emergency room but somewhere else... __________________ Check out these [Only registered and activated users can see links. Either login above or Register Now], or go directly to [Only registered and activated users can see links. Either login above or Register Now] [Only registered and activated users can see links. Either login above or Register Now] EXP: 12.25.2002 Save 20% off of your purchase at ICE.com with coupon code BCD20-588879.
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11-27-2002, 01:15 PM
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| GASP chippers! That is scary! Yes, my dh does things like that also. Like the time he chopped a 100 ft tree down 7 times before finally pulling it over with his truck. Or the time he climbed up a tree with his chainsaw. He tries to sneak it, and do it when I am unaware so I don't yell at him. LOL
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11-27-2002, 10:42 PM
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| lol mayfly to dang funny! sounds like my hubby! Now im wondering if the kid in men ever leaves and now i realize its not just my dorky hubby! lmbo |
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11-28-2002, 11:46 AM
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| Jeez, Chippers, after reading your message, I ran over to my DH and hugged him - which left him somewhat bewildered. It's good to keep them on their toes, no? Mayfly, your hubbie is just too childish for words. I mean really. <cackling behind my hands, wishing I had thought of it first, imagining look on my dentist's face> |
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