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[FUNdamental]

Subject: Hu's on First
>
> (We take you now to the Oval Office. We find there George W. and Condi,
his
> political advisor)
>
> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
> George: Great. Lay it on me.
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
> George: That's what I want to know.
> Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
> George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
> Condi: Yes.
> George: I mean the fellow's name.
> Condi: Hu.
> George: The guy in China.
> Condi: Hu.
> George: The new leader of China.
> Condi: Hu.
> George: The Chinaman!
> Condi: Hu is leading China.
> George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
> Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
> George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
> Condi: That's the man's name.
> George: That's who's name?
> Condi: Yes.
> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
> China?
> Condi: Yes, sir.
> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
> Condi: That's correct.
> George: Then who is in China?
> Condi: Yes, sir.
> George: Yassir is in China?
> Condi: No, sir.
> George: Then who is?
> Condi: Yes, sir.
> George: Yassir?
> Condi: No, sir.
> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
> Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone.
> Condi: Kofi?
> George: No, thanks.
> Condi: You want Kofi?
> George: No.
> Condi: You don't want Kofi.
> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
> And then get me the UN
> Condi: Yes, sir.
> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the UN
> Condi: Kofi?
> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
> Condi: And call who?
> George: Who is the guy at the U. N?
> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
> George: Will you stay out of China?!
> Condi: Yes, sir.
> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN
> Condi: Kofi.
> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi
> picks up the phone.)
> Condi: Rice, here.
> George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
> send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
> food in the Middle East?


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[whitequeen96]

Amazing! That's EXACTLY how I picture it!

[jskarp]

LOL

[FUNdamental]

I am glad you both enjoyed it!

[buckeyemomma]

LOL! thanks for sharing