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10-11-2002, 11:50 PM
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 Questions To Ponder...And If You Can Answer 'Em...That's Even Better!! If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation? Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to become troubled and insecure? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs? When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why do they report power outages on TV? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? Is it possible to be totally partial? What's another word for thesaurus? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Why is the word abbreviation so long? When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? __________________ [Only registered and activated users can see links. Either login above or Register Now] Check out these [Only registered and activated users can see links. Either login above or Register Now], or go directly to [Only registered and activated users can see links. Either login above or Register Now] [Only registered and activated users can see links. Either login above or Register Now] EXP: 10.31.2002 Save 20% off of your purchase at ICE.com with coupon code BCD20-613018. [Only registered and activated users can see links. Either login above or Register Now]
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10-12-2002, 12:00 AM
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| My sister was just e-mailed me a bunch of these sort of things  Too funny
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10-12-2002, 12:01 AM
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| Cute
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10-12-2002, 12:28 AM
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| Re: Questions To Ponder...And If You Can Answer 'Em...That's Even Better!! Quote:
 
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10-12-2002, 07:22 PM
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| Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice". I especially liked that one. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms, are they afraid someone is going to clean them? (ROFL). Boy, if that isn't true! __________________ Check out these [Only registered and activated users can see links. Either login above or Register Now], or go directly to [Only registered and activated users can see links. Either login above or Register Now] [Only registered and activated users can see links. Either login above or Register Now] EXP: 10.31.2002 Save 20% off of your purchase at ICE.com with coupon code BCD20-613018. |
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