12 rules for eating chocolate

[bondmjs]

For those of you who do not get the ED Soups newsletter here are 12 rules for eating chocolate:

1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

2. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

3. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. (A diet worth
following!)

4. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

5. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.

But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

6. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

7. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices, and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

8. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

9. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

10. Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.

11. If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

12. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

Hope you get a good laugh out of this (though this is a serious subject for some of us).

[Tiggers Lady]

Thanks bondmjs! I am certainly one who takes chocolate very seriously! Thanks for the info!

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[sweetiris]

Thanks! That's so funny! I can always use a good laugh.

[MSVL]

Funny! Thanks for a good laugh-now you made me want to go find some chocolate somewhere--I'm sure one of the kids dropped a piece in the couch yesterday...

[ftmom]

Thanks! That is just so funny! Great post!!

[gwhunter]

Well, there went my diet! Had to go and bake a chocolate cake with the works, chocolate frosting with chocolate jimmies, and a big glass of, you guessed it, chocolate milk!

[Wensi]

Eating Chocolate is actually not that bad if it's moderated.
Even [Only registered and activated users can see links. Either login above or Register Now] fitness-holics sin from time to time so I guess it is ok.

[wantad77]

That was funny. I actually lost weight by eating xocai chocolate nuggets that they had on sale.

[shadedcrimson35]

I am a big chocolate fan-Hershey bars, chocolate cake, M&M's, etc.

[dru]

whoa i never knew eating chocolates also have rules. i just eat chocolate as they are..no rules haha.