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I WAS WRONG!

Yes, I admit it!

What was I thinking??

Here I thought that DUH had finally got the knack of the quote function. I thought he finally understood how it worked.

But alas, perhaps we only witnessed an instance of the Infinite Monkey Theorem. Enough typing and DUH is bound to get the quote function to work every now and then.



Now, let's get to DUH's latest brain fart...

What's THIS??? According to DUH...

Originally Posted by DUH

General Powell said his testimony before the UN was "deliberately misleading."

STOP THE PRESSES!!!

Wow! I must've been doing some Rip Van Winkle imitation when this happened! I hadn't heard such a thing...on TV, the radio, the internet....HOW DID I MISS THIS??

Well, an attempt to find where Powell confessed to being "deliberately misleading" doesn't really turn up anything of worth, does it??

Did Colin Powell ever say the words that DUH says he did? Perhaps he did in the fantasies of millions of liberals, but certainly not in the real world.

Here's what Colin actually said: On Meet The Press: May 16, 2004 - Meet the Press, online at MSNBC - MSNBC.com

When I made that presentation in February 2003, it was based on the best information that the Central Intelligence Agency made available to me. We studied it carefully; we looked at the sourcing in the case of the mobile trucks and trains. There was multiple sourcing for that. Unfortunately, that multiple sourcing over time has turned out to be not accurate. And so I'm deeply disappointed. But I'm also comfortable that at the time that I made the presentation, it reflected the collective judgment, the sound judgment of the intelligence community. But it turned out that the sourcing was inaccurate and wrong and in some cases, deliberately misleading. And for that, I am disappointed and I regret it.

Do your own research. The information is at your fingertips. If you put an honest effort into it, you should conclude that DUH's reality is nothing more than wishful thinking. DUH is simply WRONG! WAY WRONG! Colin Powell said that the information provided BY THE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY was in some cases deliberately misleading. He did not say that HE was deliberately misleading. In an interview with ABC TV he said ""I'm the one who presented it on behalf of the United States to the world, and (it) will always be a part of my record. It was painful. It's painful now,"

Are we somewhere in the Twilight Zone?

Someone wants us to trick us into believing that black is white and white is black; that truth is fiction and fiction is truth.

It MIGHT seem like we're in some parallel dimension but we're just witnessing liberals up to their old tricks once again.

This is an example of "projection", the process of projecting one's own faults onto another person. In this case, DUH appears to be trying to lie and mislead you into believing that Colin Powell is lying and misleading. The amazing thing here is how blatant and transparent DUH's attempt is!

Years have passed since Colin said what he said. There should have been an overabundant period of time in which the words could be analyzed and digested, especially by someone who proclaims to be so brilliant on political topics!

Does DUH just not understand the words he reads? If so, he's not alone...you can find hundreds of websites where liberals interpret Powell's words pretty much the same way that DUH did. It's almost like they ignore the "inconvenient" words and assemble the sentences the way they THINK they were said. Apparently, this is how liberals read Colin's "Meet The Press" statement:

When I made that presentation...it was...inaccurate and wrong and...deliberately misleading

Yeah, he certainly said those words, but not in that context.

So, does DUH and millions of liberals like him suffer from some kind of mental problem where they misinterpret everything they read? That's a good possibility, I suppose. I've certainly seen way too many cases where liberals appear to have lousy reading comprehension. But if this were the case, all that would be necessary would be to point out the error of their ways. If they were honest, they'd say "oh yes...I certainly misinterpreted that!". But you'll never hear such a confession out of DUH or the millions of liberals just like him. I seriously doubt he'll ever apologize for distorting Colin's words!

So if liberals won't admit they're wrong, WHY WON'T THEY?? The most likely scenario is that they KNOW they're wrong, but they can't admit it because their whole philosophy is founded on lies. The only way to keep their house of cards from falling is to continue to lie. They desperately need to keep that house standing because their personal agendas depend on it! It's pretty sad that there are people like this whose primary goal is to lie and distort so their selfish needs are preserved. The fortunate thing is they're so easy to spot and their tactics are predictable. The bad thing is that so many people accept what they say at face value.

Well, that's expounding on just ONE of DUH's moronic statements. It's a huge burden to combat the mindless babbling of liberals, but someone's got to do it!