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Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest
baseball fans in America.

For their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed
baseball history in the winter and they pored over
every box score during the season.

They went to 60 games a year.

They even agreed that whoever died first would try to
come back and tell the other if there was baseball in
Heaven.

One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after
watching a Yankee victory earlier in the evening.

He died happy.

A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound
of Bob's voice from beyond.

"Bob is that you?" Earl asked.

"Of course it's me," Bob replied.

"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is
there baseball in heaven?"

"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you.
Which do you want to hear first?"

"Tell me the good news first."

"Well, the good news is that, yes, there is baseball in
heaven, Earl."

"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the
bad news?"

"You're pitching tomorrow night."