| You know you are a freebies junkie when you ...
Got this from About.com and I must say I saw myself in a few of them, think maybe you will to.
You know you are a freebies junkie when you ...
... have ever played an instant win game for two hours in order to win a 35 cent piece of candy.
... still eat cereal you don't particularly like just to get the free toy prize inside.
... have had to add extra storage space for all the freebies you have accumulated.
... get freebies withdrawal if your Internet connection goes down for more than an hour.
... consider searching for freebies a profession, not just a hobby.
... display free items you have received like other people display trophies.
... order freebies for other people as gifts.
... have purchased a color printer just so your Web based coupons would look prettier.
...like getting AOL CDs -- they make wonderful free coasters or can serve as crude mirrors.
... have a stack of SASEs just waiting to use for requesting freebies.
... know what the acronym SASE stands for.
... have ever done a new vehicle test drive just to get the freebie they offered.
... have considered creating a new weight loss diet where all you eat are free food samples.
... refuse to buy anything unless you can get a free sample first.
... take your family to the produce market and tell them that the free samples are their dinner.
... cut back to working part time so you have more time to order freebies.
... can't remember the last time you actually paid for something.
... have enough free mousepads to carpet a small room.
... find yourself reading this when you should be working.
... at age 35, are still eating fast food kids meals to get the free toy.
... take a typing class just so you fill out freebies forms faster.
... have an entire wordrobe of free T-shirts and free baseball caps.
... Freebies Features News is the first email you read everyday.
... are dissappointed on days when only one freebie arrives at your door.
... sometimes forget to go to bed because you are on a hot freebies finding streak.
... desperately search for free eye drops and pain relief cream because your eyes are strained and you have mouse wrist from spending too much time online hunting freebies.
... have companies trained to send you freebies before you even request them.
... have a music collection consisting of tapes and CDs that no one (including you) has ever heard of - hey, at least they were free!
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